I was like, “Why the FUCK does this have so many notes?”
And then. I. Saw it.
I can’t even make fun of this. She did pretty much exactly what I would have done.
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
i love cons
so okay yesterday was elf fantasy fair in the netherlands and there were nazguls as well
so they were walkin past all lookin dark and shit
every thing dark and death
”yo guys wait up for me”
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
So my kitten decided to sit on my pile of candy and now every time someone comes near it she hisses and tries to claw them, kitten I just want candy, stop it.
this little shit even posed for the fucking picture
so, we finally got the candy and put it in the pinata anD NOW THE LITTLE FUCKER IS GAURDING THE GOD DAMN PINATA WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE A NICE PARTY
I still die over how true this is lol
mom: people are coming over!